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PRIVACY POLICY

TL;DR

We don't collect your data. We don't track you. We don't sell anything. We just make stupid games.

What We Collect

Nothing. Seriously. No cookies, no tracking, no analytics, no sign-ups, no newsletters. Just games.

What We Do With Your Data

We don't have your data. So we can't do anything with it. Math checks out.

Third-Party Services

We use Google Fonts to make our text look brutalist. That's it. Google might see that you loaded a font. Blame them, not us.

Changes to This Policy

If we ever start collecting data (we won't), we'll update this page. Check back never.

Contact

Questions? See our contact page.

Last updated: October 26, 2025